Hotel Events

Bring your own baby comedy, Tuesday 16th October, 11:30am

New to the Tunbridge wells area and the Mercure, Bring Your Own Baby Comedy is the UK’s premier baby friendly comedy club! Our shows feature the funniest comedy stars from the circuit and TV. Our events are all about you, the parents! But don’t worry – we also take great care of our younger guests.

We provide soft flooring, toys, buggy parking and baby changing, so that your baby is happy and you can relax, have a coffee (or a cheeky G&T if you prefer!) and be entertained! If you need to whip out a bum (the babies please!) a boob or a bottle please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!*

Our shows feature a brand new line up of comedians every show. We feature two acts, plus a compere, with a 15 minute interval, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes. *Please note: our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 12 month age limit for our little laughter.

Adult Tickets £11.50 in advance or £12.50 on the day
10% saving on groups over 6 people
Children under 12 months FREE

Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 12 months old welcome.

*Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable. Tickets bought via Skiddle will incur a booking fee.

Bring your own baby comedy, Tuesday 11th December, 11:30am

New to the Tunbridge wells area and the Mercure, Bring Your Own Baby Comedy is the UK’s premier baby friendly comedy club! Our shows feature the funniest comedy stars from the circuit and TV. Our events are all about you, the parents! But don’t worry – we also take great care of our younger guests.

We provide soft flooring, toys, buggy parking and baby changing, so that your baby is happy and you can relax, have a coffee (or a cheeky G&T if you prefer!) and be entertained! If you need to whip out a bum (the babies please!) a boob or a bottle please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!*

Our shows feature a brand new line up of comedians every show. We feature two acts, plus a compere, with a 15 minute interval, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes. *Please note: our brilliant comics will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 12 month age limit for our little laughter.

Adult Tickets £11.50 in advance or £12.50 on the day
10% saving on groups over 6 people
Children under 12 months FREE

Anyone and everyone over 16 years and under 12 months old welcome.

*Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable. Tickets bought via Skiddle will incur a booking fee.

Michael Jackson Tribute Halloween Ball, 26th October 2018

A tribute to Michael Jackson alongside a 2 -course meal and Halloween themed ball.

Join us for a great night of entertainment from David Boakes 1 of the UK tops Michael Jackson tributes, followed by a disco.

The ultimate party to get you started for Halloween and simply just a fun filled night out. Grab your friends, family and get together for this ‘thriller’ of a night.

You wont be able to ‘beat it’

£29.95 per person
Book a table of 10 for just £280.00 – please book with the hotel directly to get this offer.

Zombie Appreciation Society Murder Mystery Dinner, Friday 2nd November 2018

Its Friday and Halloween has just been but the dead is still living!! Join us for this great dining event and ultimate who did it! In association with Murder 57.

You are kindly welcomed to the Z.A.S. Annual Dinner (Zombie Appreciation Society for short!) Tonight is about celebrating everyone’s shared interest in the real possibility that Zombies do actually exist in our world. Tonight our Chapter President will give the keynote address, but there is something a bit off, about well just everyone… And when a Supernatural Hunter turns up at the party things take a turn for the worse…

Zombie Appreciation Societies have been all the rage since the late 1800’s,and this current society is the oldest in Britain, and holds an annual celebration dinner as their big event each year, raising money for everything relating to the Zombie events throughout the year including Zombie Walks, Zombie Silent Discos and Zombie Marketplaces. This particular chapter however has quite a few secrets as although the rage is about Zombies everywhere, there might be a few other supernatural creatures lurking around…

3 course meal, joined by 7 actors and Murder Mystery event £29.95 per person
Book a table of 10 or over and pay only £28.00 per person – please contact the hotel directly to get this offer.

Fancy dress is optional but Zombie/ living dead/Halloween is welcomed Prize for the best costume.

Halloween Party, Sunday 4th November 2018

Join us for one of our most popular Children’s parties with fun for all the family. We will start with a finger buffet with hot and cold buffet items and treats, followed by two hours of entertainment for the children.

Including Halloween party games, themed glitter tattoos, music and dancing, craft activities and a mini show to start them off!

The party will feature a Halloween dressed host, the evil Maleficent and Sleeping Princess to provide the entertainment. There will be plenty of photo opportunities for everyone to capture the memories.

Fancy dress is not compulsory but we would encourage and there will be a prize for the best dressed person.

We expect demand to be high so we advise to book early to avoid disappointment. We limit the number of children to ensure that everyone can get involved.

Adults £20
Children 2-12 £15
1 & Under Free

The Greatest of Shows, Friday 16th November

Ladies and Gentleman it’s the moment you’ve waited for… It’s time for ‘The Greatest Show’ with our Sensational Greatest Showman Tribute Night…

Arrive on time or you will miss the acrobats and the LED Light Show, they are just to warm you up as throughout the evening your entertainers will be working the room and performing all the songs from the movie, you can sing and dance your hearts out! A tribute night for the movie sensation lead by our very own Greatest of Showmen, includes a trio of singers, dance routines, costume changes, sing-along hits, acrobats and stilt walkers to make this event magical!!

With a scrumptious two course meal, The Greatest Showman Tribute, acrobats and music from our resident DJ, this will be a night to remember!

This event is sure to be a sell out so please book quick as spaces will be limited.

Adults £39
Children £20 (children aged 5 -15 only due to nature of acts)

The Greatest Afternoon Tea, Sunday 18th November 2018

To finish off our Greatest Show weekend we have added our first greatest afternoon children’s party that will be fun for all the family.

The afternoon kicks off with a delicious afternoon tea, followed by two hours of entertainment. Our ringmaster will launch the afternoon with a mini show, followed by live singing, circus games, a stilt walker, craft activities, glitter tattoos and more.

Adults £20
Children 2-12 £12

Only Fools and 3 Courses Christmas Dining Invitation, Saturday 24th November 2018

Join us for the Christmas Dinner event of the year, which combines fine food and Comedy action, served up ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES style.

Marlene & Boycie are hosting a Christmas Dinner, but will things go to plan with Del, as one of the Three Wise Men, Rodney as Angel Gabriel and Trigger as an ELF!

Uncle Albert is roaming around with Mistletoe in his cap?!

An evening of chaos and mayhem with an extra large portion of comedy is the order of the night.

Expect a big fun night out in a friendly party atmosphere with some of the finest comedy actors in the land, professionally produced to the highest standards with your enjoyment at the top of the menu.

CUSHTY

Includes a three course meal, entertainment and our resident DJ until late. Adults £40 per person or £49 pp with half bottle of wine.

Fawlty Towers Christmas Special, Saturday 1st December 2018

It’s Christmas at Fawlty Towers, but Basil’s finding it a challenge to get into the Christmas spirit: He booked a father Christmas who hasn’t turned up (and Manuel is a very poor substitute); there’s rat poison on the turkey so he has to turn to a local chef for help (while keeping the health inspector at bay); he still hasn’t hung the decorations despite promising Sybil it would be done before dinner; and to make things worse, there’s a German Christmas Market taking place next door. As long as no one mentions the war, surely everything will go smoothly…?

Join Basil, Sybil and Manuel for a hilarious seasonal celebration featuring favourite moments from the TV series with a special Christmas twist. 

Includes a three course festive dinner, entertainment during meal and finish the night with our Resident DJ.

Adults £40 per person or £49 pp with half a bottle of wine included

Booking via Skiddle will incur a booking fee.

White Christmas Family Ball, Sunday 9th December 2018

Join us for our fantastic White Winter Ball hosted by Once Upon a Wish Events

Enjoy a two course festive lunch followed by two hours of children’s entertainment whilst you sit back and enjoy a drink with family and friends.

Buddy the cheeky Elf will be on hand alongside a couple of your favourite Princess Characters, including Ice Queen and Princess Beauty for lots of fun and festive games. Includes mini show, party games, singing, dancing, glitter tattoos and crafts for the children.

There will be plenty of photo opportunities and also a special visit from the man himself to give every child a little festive treat!!

We will hold a raffle on the day in aid of Rays of Sunshine Children’s Charity

Adults £20
Children £15 (aged 2-12)
children 1 and under free